How to measure the days when you WFH

A poem about working from home

This is the closet where I work

GOOD DAYS:

Shower
Wear a bra
Leave the house
No internet drama to deal with
Speak face-to-face with someone other than immediately family

GREAT DAYS:

Good day plus…
Exercise
Make-up
See a friend
Gentle inebriation

THE BEST DAYS:

Great day plus…
Social gathering!
Intimate relations!
Unexpected mail/package/gift!

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This story originally published on offbeatempire.com.