The Titanic is the new The La Brea Tar Pits
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Have you ever been to the La Brea Tar Pits? It’s billed as a cool bit of natural history, but it’s actually kind of macabre and horrific.
The short version of the story: there were these tar pits in Ice Age-era California. Animals would get stuck in them, and die.
But tar pits aren’t like quicksand. It’s not like the animals would get stuck and sucked quickly down into the tar. It could take days for animals to die and then months for their bodies to sink.
As explained by The Smithsonian:
Once stuck in a tar seep, animals would eventually sink into the earth. But that’s not the only reason they were deadly, says Earth, describing new research. Once ensnared, animals would linger on the surface for months — often 17 to 20 weeks. Stuck there, they were tempting bait to roaming scavengers.
I took my son to visit the La Brea Tar Pits twice, and both times were upsetting. Let’s start with the horrific family tragedy outside — sculptures depicting a mastodon family, one of the parents sinking into the pit as its baby trumpets from the shore.
